2007 January 30th

Er... yeah. Ever so often I get bored of routine, so here's Bathnarzle to shake things up a bit. For some reason he talks in the dialect of 4chan Caturday picture captions. You can see far too many of them, and all manner of other cat pictures, here.

A 'Blade' is a lizard-like creature you encounter roughly half way through the original DMC. They are pretty freaky looking, and the ones you face have armour, a shield, and weird pipes on their arms which allow them to pressurise their blood and shoot out their claws as a projectile weapon. In my version of events, Bathnarzle is the intelligent one among them that gave them all these modifications.